You Won’t Be Able To Unsee These Bizarre Stock Photos

We’ve come across some pretty questionable stock photos in our time. However, the ones we’ve shared have gone so far out the box, they’re above creative and are simply strange.

Stock photos are made to be sold so it’s so confusing how these photos actually got approved. What’s even more impossible to think, is that anyone would even buy these.

This impressive collection of some of the strangest and funniest photos from sites such as Shutterstock, will be bound to make you say ‘WTF’ at least once.

From a grandma teaching a group of children the secrets of top party trick “stab between the fingers” to a female version of Adolf Hitler peeling potatoes, the photographers behind these shots were probably trying a bit too hard. It’s not that we don’t appreciate all the work that went into producing them. We just think each of them should perhaps come with an in-depth commentary by the author, explaining what was going in their head while creating such masterpieces, because honestly, we have no clue.

Are These Stock Photos On A Whole Different Level Of Weird?

Keep scrolling to decide for yourself. Don’t forget to let us know which ones freaked you out the most…

1. This Astronaut Has Been Granted 3 Wishes From The Horse Genie

photo of an astronaut in an alley with a horse dressed up as a genie

This unexplained photo really does show an astronaut with a dressed up horse.

2. What Do We Even Title This One?

photo of someone farting infront of flowers and making them die.

This is a unique piece of art that really makes the viewer feel…confused.

3. How To Keep Kids Safe On The Internet

photo of a kid dressed in a suit, tinfoil hat and googles while on a laptop

We’re sure that tinfoil hat will protect this kid as he browses Facebook.

4. Cloudy, With A Chance Of Meatballs

stock photo showing a woman in a forest throwing spaghetti around

This woman’s favourite pasta-time is playing with food in the forest.

5. Tattooed Fairy?

photo of a tattooed man dressed up as a fairy with a wig

This isn’t just your average fairy, this is a tough fairy.

6. Teaching Children Important Life Lessons

image of a grandmas showing children how to play the finger space game

A strange photo showing a Grandma playing the finger space game with some children.

7. Just Taking A Casual Bath

photo showing a man in a suit sat in a bath with a rubber duck on his head

Because who doesn’t have a bath with their rubber duck…in a suit?

8. If Samsung Released A Laptop

photo of mans laptop on fire in an office

Somehow I don’t think a hammer will help this poor bloke in this situation.

9. Does My Bum Look Big In This?

photo of a man dressed in a large pair of jeans and a hat

Just an ordinary photo of a man dressed in pair of jeans and a hat.

10. It’s Hammer Time

photo showing child putting ham in a cd player.

You’d have to be hammered to try putting food in the cd player.

11. A Female Hitler…Peeling Potatoes?

photo of a woman peeling potatoes that looks like hitler

Unfortunate woman looks like Hitler and is captured peeling potatoes.

12. A Mans Sweet Dreams

a man in bed using a cake as a pillow

This mans got the genius idea of using a cake in place of a pillow.

13. Still In Denial About Hair Loss


photo of a bald man brushing his head even though he doesn't have hair

This man doesn’t want to face that his good hair days are long gone.

14. Harry Potter And The Philosophers Malware

photo of a kid that looks like harry potter sat at his computer

All that’s missing from this magic photo is Lord VOIDemort.

15. Not Suitable For Vegetarians

photo of a banana peeled with a sausage in it

This strange image can be found when you search ‘Evolution’

…So, there you have it, a collection of mind blowing stock photos that can be bought. Before you rush off to purchase them, what would you title the second photo?